“I don't believe in sick. If it's not cancer, you come to work. In fact, most cancers are a half day.”— Katie Schwartz, Nathaniel Plimpton, Scott Michael Foster, imdb.com
“Oh, my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm... I'm gavomiting!”— Janae Bakken, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“It's amazing how many people I get who are either at home sick, recovering from something, or in the hospital for some reason. New fans are always like, ‘I’ve never seen your show before and I was home recovering from surgery and...you're funny!’ So the more people who get sick, the better for me, i…”— Ellen Degeneres, goodhousekeeping.com
“"But there is another essential ingredient of success, and that ingredient is luck – absolute and total luck. When were you born? Who were your parents? Where did you grow up? None of us earned these things. They were given to us. When we strip away our luck and privilege and consider where we'd be…”— Melinda Gates, news.stanford.edu
“Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com
“One look and I am sold. You got me on my knees. You steal all my innocence, a love sick melody.”— Andy Biersack, open.spotify.com
“As to diseases, make a habit of two things — to help, or at least, to do no harm.”— Hippocrates, amazon.com
“If you are not like everybody else, then you are abnormal, if you are abnormal , then you are sick. These three categories, not being like everybody else, not being normal and being sick are in fact very different but have been reduced to the same thing.”— Michel Foucault, amazon.com
“Anxiety is waking up with a pit in your stomach for no understandable reason. Anxiety is hiding and burying parts of yourself for fear someone, someone like you, won’t get it.”— Kris Miller, thoughtcatalog.com
“When things don't go your partner's way, are they sick or weak or in need of care and support?”— Teresa Newsome, bustle.com
“Welcome to the world. You will hurt the people you love the most. You will say stupid things and embarrass yourself repeatedly. You will crash your car and lose your wallet before the bill comes. You will get sick, sad and lonely.”— Markus Almond, amazon.com
“Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, ‘oh my god, so sick. need water.’ Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. ‘That’s t…”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com
“Jamie Randall: You got any advice? California Man: You don't need my advice. Jamie Randall: Come on. I'm very trainable. California Man: My advice is to go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave a nice note. Find yourself a healthy woman. I love my wife. I do. But I wouldn't do it over again. The thing…”— Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Randall, amazon.com
“The reason many people in our society are miserable, sick, and highly stressed is because of an unhealthy attachment to things they have no control over.”— Steve Maraboli, Dr. Steve Maraboli, amazon.com
“Oof. I got a sinus infection. I blame either our ill son or one of the 75 people I've kissed on the mouth during a Hedwig performance...”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“When a doctor’s prognosis is bad, we want to seek a second opinion. But when a prognosis is good we’re somehow okay with it.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, ‘Oh, my God, so sick. Need water.’ Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. ‘That’s…”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com