Quotes tagged ‘Sick’

(59 total)

“I'm poisoned.”

“I was born sick, but I love it.”

“What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?”

— Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Larry: Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick! Jeff: It's what she thinks. What can I say? Sweet dreams. Larry: 'Sweet dreams.' I'll dream about fucking your mother. 'Sweet dreams.'”

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.”

— Alexa Junge, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Kris: I think Kim should do Playboy. Khloé: Of course you do because you get 10%. That is sick.”

— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com

“Steve: I have a question. What do you think dying is like?...You don't have to answer that if you don't want. I'll understand. Matt: No. No, it's okay. I'll answer it. I think about it sometimes. I think it's kind of like when you're little, and you're sick, and your parents pick you up and put you…”

— Naomi Janzen, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Danny “Danno” Williams: May 18th, 1996! Steve McGarrett: What is that? Danny “Danno” Williams: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak. Steve McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!”

— J. R. Orci, David Wolkove, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?' Penny: What does that mean? Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”

— Stephen Engel, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com

“Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I'm sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!”

— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

“Hey, I'm with you. I hate the way those whiny sick people are always nagging you for things. 'I want a magazine!' 'I want a kidney!'”

— Joe Keenan, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com

“People are getting sick. They get sick, and they get violent.”

— Marco Ramirez, Travis Manawa, Cliff Curtis, imdb.com

“She’s not sick. She’s dead.”

— Jack LoGiudice, Nick Clark, Frank Dillane, imdb.com

“About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.”

— Jennifer Celotta, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold”

— Vali Chandrasekaran, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“A sick king is no good to anyone. There must be no weakness. No vulnerability.”

— Peter Morgan, King George VI, Jared Harris, imdb.com

“It’s not really a measure of mental health to be well-adjusted in a society that’s very sick.”

— Zal Batmanglij, Brit Marling, Prairie Johnson, Brit Marling, imdb.com

“I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.”

— Aisha Muharrar, Megan Amram, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

“You people make me stink!”

— Holly Mascott, Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, David L. Lander, imdb.com

“Okay, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! I'm sick of it! It's completely immature!”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com