“Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go. Columbus: And they’re so fat.”— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com
“See, you've worn the clothes so fucking long you forgot they don't belong to you. What you should do is say thank you. And get out.”— David Hollander, William Wheeler, Paige, Katie Holmes, imdb.com
“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com