Quotes tagged ‘Snarky’

“Jane: Do not engage with their mom. Be the bigger person. Lina: That's so not her style. Xiomara: It is too my style. Narrator: It was definitely not her style.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Xiomara Villanueva, Andrea Navedo, imdb.com

“Marissa: I think we should spend this whole summer just being normal. Ryan: We're not gonna hold Seth to that, are we? Marissa: No. That would be impossible.”

— Josh Schwartz, Marissa Cooper, Mischa Barton, imdb.com

“Summer: The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room. Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us? Summer: Me, jackass.”

— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com

“Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs? Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert. Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“Seth: How was the mall? Ryan: Eh... Weird. Seth: Yes. You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.”

— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Hailey: You guys are, like... married. Kirsten: Yeah, that was the idea. When we had our wedding. Hailey: No, I mean... deeply, deeply married.”

— Josh Schwartz, Kirsten Cohen, Kelly Rowan, imdb.com

“Luke: Maybe I can just blow the whole thing off, go hit the beach, give everybody time to get it out of their systems. Ryan: It doesn't work like that. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down. Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico. Set…”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Sailing is, like, so not the fastest way to get anywhere.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com

“Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation? Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Sandy: If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell? Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there. Sandy: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. Seth: When are you leaving?”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID. Ryan: Another mugshot? Seth: If you must be so cynical.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Ryan Atwood, Ben McKenzie, imdb.com

“Seth: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. Summer: 80 is the new 70. Seth: What? Who talks like that? Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does! Seth: Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus. Summer: I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us th…”

— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com

“Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste. Seth: I think he still does.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Caleb: Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player. Seth: Ha, no, but thank you.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Dude, you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Luke: Shut up, queer. Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest. Luke: What did you just say? Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Every time they do that, I get hungry for chicken.”

— Phil Klemmer, Marc Guggenheim, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Evil Mick. I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.”

— Ray Utarnachitt, Keto Shimizu, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com