Quotes tagged ‘Snarky’

(117 total)

“Haircut! Move your fat head so I can get a clean shot!”

“Have you two considered couples counseling? I hear it’s quite popular in this century.”

“I have more patents than Mr. Rory has felonies, and that’s saying something.”

“I’d rather die than speak German.”

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there.”

“Killed him? I’ve killed lots of people. You’re gonna have to be a bit more specific.”

“Oh, no. Don’t be dead, Raymond. On the other hand, if you are dead, please stay dead.”

“Nothing quite like dying to make you think about all the mistakes, all the wrong choices.”

“So, this would be a new milestone for you then.”

“There are no strings on me.”

“Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.”

“We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett.”

“We know how to case banks. We’re practically bankers.”

“This isn’t my first prison break.”

“You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”

“I do make a diet burger. It’s called a salad.”

“The best smack talk? No talk at all.”

“Hypothetically, scale of one to ten, how difficult would it be for someone to disappear?”

“Too much talk and words lose their meaning.”

“Punishment is so juvenile. And quite boring, I might add.”