Quotes tagged ‘Snarky’

“George: So, what's next? Onward and upward? Rube: "Onward", not "upward". No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either. George: You dick! You're sendin' me to hell? Rube: Don't flatter yourself. You're not that interesting.”

— Bryan Fuller, Rube John Sofer, Mandy Patinkin, imdb.com

“Zoey Barkow: I just want you to know, I think it's super great that I'll be with you all day. I can tell you're somebody who, you know, lives the job, and that's totally me. Totally... Jackie Peyton: OK, a quick question. Zoey Barkow: Sure. Jackie Peyton: Shut up. Zoey Barkow: Is that the question?”

— Liz Brixius, Linda Wallem, Evan Dunsky, Jackie Peyton, Edie Falco, imdb.com

“Beverly Lincoln: You really want to move to L.A.? You're always taking a piss out of it. Sean Lincoln: Only because it's never wanted me. I'm very petty that way. Beverly Lincoln: But why do it? Our lives are here, our friends are here. Sean Lincoln: Who would you miss? Beverly Lincoln: We need bett…”

— David Crane, Jeffrey Klarik, Beverly Lincoln, Tamsin Greig, imdb.com

“Jas Mitra: I like her. She's... she smart, the way she talks, she sounds like my father. That funny? Marcus: Your father gave up a civil servant job to help liberate the poor, she's fighting to speak French instead English. That's not much of an objective.”

— John Ridley, Marcus, Babou Ceesay, imdb.com

“Kevin Gable: Give me some gum. Vanessa: I don't think I have any. Kevin Gable: Oh, please. You're from Massapequa. Your name's Vanessa Sollucci. You have gum.”

— Peter Hoare, Pete Correale, Kevin Gable, Kevin James, imdb.com

“Lizzie Needham: As the famous expert on criminal psychopathology, I was hoping you might have some ideas. Don’t they call you Professor Psychopath? Dr. Dylan Reinhart: While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one. Lizzie Needham: Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I…”

— Michael Rauch, Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Needham, Bojana Novakovic, imdb.com

“Max Black: Hi, ready to order? Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special? Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor. Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressi…”

— Michael Patrick King, Max Black, Kat Dennings, imdb.com

“Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it. Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.”

— Chuck Lorre, Alan J. Higgins, Molly Flynn, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com

“Jessica Jones: If you'd told me a week ago that I'd be here, with you two, about to blow up some building and fight ninjas to save New York... Matt Murdock: For whatever it's worth, I'm glad you're here. Jessica Jones: What? Matt Murdock: No, the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying, y'kno…”

— Marco Ramirez, Lauren Schmidt, Matt Murdock / Daredevil, Charlie Cox, imdb.com

“Jessica Jones: I just think we'll work better together if we trust each other, don't you? Matt Murdock: That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Jessica Jones: Don't get used to it.”

— Drew Goddard, Marco Ramirez, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com

“Danny Rand: I'm the immortal Iron Fist. Matt Murdock: Come again? Danny Rand: Sworn protector of K'un-Lun. Jessica Jones: What are you on? Lithium?”

— Douglas Petrie, Marco Ramirez, Danny Rand / Iron Fist, Finn Jones, imdb.com

“Molly: Okay, so I don't need your side-eye. Issa: ...It's front-eye.”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Tiffany: I taste stone fruit. Molly: And a little bit of pepper. Issa: I taste wine.”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Ken: Why don’t more of them swim? Issa: Slavery.”

— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“I've never been good at the whole telenovela thing.”

— Mando Alvarado, Nancy C. Mejia, Karla, Erika Soto, imdb.com

“Lyn: I knew it. Emma: Okay. Lyn: I totally knew it. Emma: Then why didn't you say anything? Lyn: Why didn't you say anything? Emma: When do we ever say anything? Lyn: God, that's so true. That's sad, we should say stuff.”

— Evangeline Ordaz, Nancy C. Mejia, Lyn, Melissa Barrera, imdb.com

“Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head. Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”

— Terrence Coli, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.”

— Lara Olsen, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“Jen: Isn't it charming when girls feel like they have to walk around half-naked in order to get attention? Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it. Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Jen Clark, Sara Foster, imdb.com

“Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay. Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad. Kimberly: My dad's dead. Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay. Kimberly: Touché.”

— Caprice Crane, Ryan Matthews, Ryan Eggold, imdb.com