Quotes tagged ‘Snarky’

“Danny, some shit you just can’t punch.”

— Scott Buck, Tamara Becher, Pat Charles, Claire Temple, Rosario Dawson, imdb.com

“A man fights with his mouth when his fists are lacking.”

— Tamara Becher, Danny Rand, Finn Jones, imdb.com

“I fix ships, not people.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Naomi Nagata, Dominique Tipper, imdb.com

“I’m gonna count to one. One.”

— Dan Nowak, Naren Shankar, Robin Veith, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“I grew up in a goddamn pachinko parlor, okay? And I sure as shit don’t want to die in one.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“Well, Cheryl, it's been fun catching up. Sorry I got to kill you. Again.”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”

— Ivan Raimi, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass! Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass? Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere. Kelly: Are you having a stroke? Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turn…”

— Cameron Welsh, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Pablo: Kelly, you need to be careful of revenge. My uncle, he always said, 'Pablito, beware anger, fear revenge." If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.' Kelly: Did you just Yoda quote me?”

— Nate Crocker, Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ray Santiago, imdb.com

“Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”

— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Okay, everyone, it's 2:30! Time for dinner! 'Cause on Thanksgiving, 2:30 is dinnertime for some reason!”

— Patrick Meighan, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“What they do turns out to be alright, it's what you're about to do that unleashes utter bedlam!”

— Mark Hentemann, Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Morning, assholes!”

— John Viener, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Lois: Well, hi, there, sweetie! Stewie: You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!”

— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Can I get you a drink? Nothing goes better with a fine lager than a little snark.”

— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com