Quotes tagged ‘Snarky’

“Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?”

— Jason Ning, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com

“Debbie: You want to talk about it? Annie: No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.”

— Sean Reycraft, Annie Wilson , Shenae Grimes-Beech, imdb.com

“Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy. Adrianna: You sound bitchy!”

— Jill Gordon, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com

“School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.”

— Jill Gordon, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“Annie: You and Simon need some guy stuff to do together. I don't want him to feel left out. Eric: No, being left out is Lucy's job.”

— Carol Evan McKeand, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com

“You'd think that having dad as a minister, God wouldn't hate me so much.”

— Christopher Bird, Lucy Camden, Beverley Mitchell, imdb.com

“Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it. Ruthie: And still no one calls.”

— Catherine LePard, Ruthie Camden, Mackenzie Rosman, imdb.com

“Annie: Hey, you know, don't stay up too late and um... don't eat too much junk food and have a good time! Matt: How are they gonna have a good time if they can't eat junk food and can't stay up late?”

— Brenda Hampton, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”

— Catherine LePard, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Lucy: You remember my dad? Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy. Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.”

— Catherine LePard, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com

“Franny: Today this family is going to church. Gary: What? Claire: Seriously? Justin: I don't wanna go! Franny: Today this family is going to church, now get in the damn car!”

— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“Franny: Yeah, well whole idea is that when you come to America, you check your traditions at the border. Gary: Otherwise you've just got cannibals running around in the streets and we've got enough traffic problems as it is.”

— Sameer Gardezi, Gary Tolchuck, Scott Patterson, imdb.com

“Gary: Look, son, it's OK to suck. But it's not OK to quit. And if that means making a fool of yourself in front of thousands and thousands of people, so be it. Justin: There's only, like, 80 people out there. Gary: Yeah, but it's gonna feel like thousands when they're throwing garbage at you...”

— Emily Kapnek, Sameer Gardezi, Gary Tolchuck, Scott Patterson, imdb.com

“Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics... Justin: Yeah. Franny: ...social skills... Justin: What?”

— Robia Rashid, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“Claire: Dude, don't be embarrassed. You're not the one who kissed you. Justin: Do you think it meant anything to her at all? Claire: Oh yeah - she'll never forget you. Justin: Really? Claire: You're the biggest mistake she ever made - that lasts forever.”

— Sam Laybourne, Sameer Gardezi, Claire Tolchuck, Lindsey Shaw, imdb.com

“Jeffrey: I just wish there was something I could do to change her mind. Gary: Well you can't play it cool, that ship has sailed.”

— Emily Kapnek, Gary Tolchuck, Scott Patterson, imdb.com

“No, I'm not alright. You just song-banged my wife in front of a bar full of people.”

— Tad Safran, Wes Charles, Elliot Knight, imdb.com

“Wow, I’ve never seen anyone not like Jane before. It’s honestly a turn on.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Petra Solano, Yael Grobglas, imdb.com

“Lina: What did you expect? He's a rich playboy. Jane: A rich playboy with an entitled attitude missing a basic sensitivity chip. He was so much nicer in my head. Lina: That's because he's a good kisser.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Well, I didn't see a penis today, but I definitely saw a big dick.”

— Micah Schraft, Jennie Snyder Urman, Darci Factor, Justina Machado, imdb.com