Quotes tagged ‘soap’

“[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Captain O'Hagan, Brian Cox, imdb.com

“Fish boy, are they smelly? Whoo hoo!! How could a creature who spend so much time in the water smell so bad?”

— Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt, Merriwether Williams, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, it isn’t of soap.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“It's okay to drop the soap in prison... your fellow inmates got your back.”

— callmejokerr, reddit.com

“If you ever find yourself in prison, don't drop the soap. It's full of criminals and you may not get it back.”

— Xintros, reddit.com

“Scrubbing the living daylights out of your labia is not only unnecessary—a gentle cleansing will do, really!—but harsh soaps can leave you dry and irritated below the belt.”

— Laura Tedesco, shape.com

“Avoid anything with dyes, perfume, fragrance, flavor, or ingredients that claim to give a tingling or warming sensation, all of which can be irritating.”

— Celia Shatzman, prevention.com