Quotes tagged ‘Soup’

(11 total)

“Remember the tomato soup queen?”

— Jane Campion, Phil Burbank, Benedict Cumberbatch, imdb.com

“Cabbage soup—a laxative by any other name—you’re on the bottom rung.”

“Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com

“Jerry: You will be stunned. Elaine: Stunned by soup? Jerry: You can’t eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.”

— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“You’re through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!”

— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you are hot.”

— turddicken, reddit.com

“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“There's only one caveat—the guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.”

— Spike Feresten, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“He's not a Nazi. He just happens to be a little eccentric. Most geniuses are.”

— Spike Feresten, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“You can't eat this soup standing up; your knees buckle.”

— Spike Feresten, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.”

— Ron Hague, Ron Hauge, Charlie rubin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com