“I'm the squirrel and you're my nut. Winter is coming and I'm gonna store you in my cheek girl.”— David Iserson, Rebecca Addelman, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Squirrels, though, are right there with us. They live on our level and toil on the same schedule as humans, in every season.”— Avi Steinberg, nytimes.com
“Clark: [a squirrel is loose in the house] Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things. Cousin Catherine Johnson: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally, fillet him, nail his hide to a tree, spread it with jam and watch the squirrels go to town.”— David Maples, Matt Ward, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
“An eagle soaring above a sheer cliff, where I suppose its nest is, makes another striking show of life, and helps to bring to mind the other people of the so-called solitude—deer in the forest caring for their young; the strong, well-clad, well-fed bears; the lively throng of squirrels; the blessed…”— John Muir, amazon.com
“I thought you said ‘hump squirrels.’ This is the one where I hump squirrels, yes.”— Jennifer Lawrence, mtv.com
“Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See? *Sandy points to an acorn.* SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.”— Jay Lender, William Reiss, David B. Fain, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“It annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.”— Karl Pilkington, amazon.com