“I wanna be an idiot so bad!”— Kenya Barris, Peter Saji, Tracee Ellis Ross, Santamonica Johnson, Mykal-Michelle Harris, imdb.com
“Curses only have power when you believe them. And I don't. [walks away, pauses then turns to Sally] You know what? I wished, for you too.”— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Gary Hallet, Aidan Quinn, imdb.com
“[to Columbus] You’re thinking about fucking Wichita! [ignores Columbus’s taken-aback ‘no’ gesture] Hey, wish granted. She’s spent the last twenty-four hours fucking us both.”— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com
“I think I just wanted it to be real so bad.”— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, imdb.com
“I wish I could be a normal kid with a normal dad and normal dick.”— Laurie Nunn, Adam Groff, Connor Swindells, imdb.com
“Good Geppetto, you have given so much happiness to others, that you deserve to have your wish come true.”— Carlo Collodi, Ted Sears, The Blue Fairy (voice) (uncredited), Evelyn Venable, imdb.com
“[to Cole] If you could change something in your life, anything at all, what would it be?”— M. Night Shyamalan, Malcolm Crowe, Bruce Willis, imdb.com
“Cole Sear: Instead of something I want, can it be something I don't want? Malcolm Crowe: Okay... Cole Sear: I don't wanna be scared anymore.”— M. Night Shyamalan, Cole Sear, Haley Joel Osment, imdb.com
“Forever unchanging. My sins made manifest only here. At times I've deceived myself into thinking I'm other than this. Don't we all want to paint ourselves into something better than we are? But that... is truly who I am, Angelique.”— John Logan, Dorian Gray, Reeve Carney, imdb.com
“I wish the first word I ever said was the word ‘quote,’ so right before I die I could say ‘unquote.’”— Steven Wright, imdb.com
“The beautiful and healing power of every new first is that we have the opportunity to show up how we wish.”— Samantha Paige, shondaland.com
“Desires are not real anyway, they are only the wish list reflecting the limits of our imagination.”— Swami Chetanananda, amazon.com
“Uh... y-y-yes. Y-You got me. To grant your wish, I will have to fill you with the energy of a thousand partying demons. You will become so overloaded with party energy that you'll demolish everything in your path! [blasts Jake with a beam from his mouth].”— Adam Muto, Rebecca Sugar, imdb.com
“Hello, my pretties. I have seen the wizard and he granted my wish.”— Rick Dunkle, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com
“Felix: What do you want? Louise: A lot of things, Felix, but right now I want money for a dog. Felix: You owe money to a dog?”— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Louise Belcher (voice), Kristen Schaal, imdb.com
“The world can be quite an ugly place. But we cannot wish that ugliness away. We cannot hide from that ugliness.”— Margaret Atwood, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com