17 Of The Funniest 'Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air' Jokes

“Phil: I'm going to the kitchen for a snack. When I get back I want you gone. Jazz: Looks like I got plenty of time, then.”

— Cheryl Gard, Philip Banks, James Avery, amazon.com

“I exploit people every day on my show. It's Thanksgiving, I'm gonna take the day off.”

— Joel Madison, Hilary Banks, Karyn Parsons, amazon.com

“That's how I felt when I came to Bel-Air, like everybody had two skates and I was trying to keep up with one....Thanks for my other skate, Uncle Phil.”

— Samm-Art Williams, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com

“Black people playing tennis, next white people will be tap dancing!”

— Will Smith, amazon.com

“My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent.”

— Gary H. Miller, Jazz, Jeffrey A. Townes, amazon.com

“I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.”

— Gary H. Miller, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com

“Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.”

— David Hoge, Dan Cross, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com

“What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will.”

— Gayle Abrams, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com

“Roses are red, violets are blue, me and jazz are black, Carlton what are you?”

— Will Smith, amazon.com

“Hey girl, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family.”

— Will Smith, amazon.com

“Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.”

— Andy Borowitz, Susan Borowitz, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com

“Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get my tools. Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?”

— David Zuckerman, Geoffrey, Joseph Marcell, amazon.com

“Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!”

— Casey Maxwell Clair, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com

“Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!”

— Will Smith, amazon.com

“Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.”

— Leslie Ray, David Steven Simon, Carlton Banks, Alfonso Ribeiro, amazon.com

“Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!”

— Gary H. Miller, Carlton Banks, Alfonso Ribeiro, amazon.com

“For a long time, it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It shows you just how cruel this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. 'Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.' Why couldn't they just give him some cereal?”

— Samm-Art Williams, Carlton Banks, Alfonso Ribeiro, amazon.com