Let's see. I narrowly avoid death twice, discovered that my father may be a murderer, learned that I could potentially destroy the school, and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster.

— Charles Addams, Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

Death Recap School Destroy

I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

— Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Charles Addams, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

Social Media meaningless Void

Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color.

— Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Charles Addams, Morticia Addams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

Color allergy

I didn't know it was possible to bully someone with just your eyes.

— Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, Doppelbanger

bully Eyes Possible

Math is objectively cooler than biochem.

— Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Leighton Murray, Reneé Rapp, Doppelbanger

Math objective cool Biochem

Bela: Monogamous sex hits different. Whitney: Bela, it's been one night.

— Mindy Kaling, Sheridan Watson, Justin Noble, Bela Malhotra, Amrit Kaur, Taking Shots

Monogamy Relationships

I'm excited to love myself.

— Justin Noble, Sheridan Watson, Mindy Kaling, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, Taking Shots

Love Excited Self-Love

There are people who stay and there are people who leave.

— Mike White, Bert Di Grasso, F. Murray Abraham, Abductions

Leave Stay come and go

There were some strange noises in the night.

— Mike White, Tanya McQuoid-Hunt, Jennifer Coolidge, Abductions

strange Noise Mysteries

We’re too young to be this old, Ethan.

— Mike White, Harper Spiller, Aubrey Plaza, Abductions

young Old Fighting

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