Latest Quotes

“I have no skills so I buy your things that you make. You're welcome.”

— Atsuko Okatsuka, Atsuko Okatsuka

“I had to find out how sex works through watching Titanic.”

— Atsuko Okatsuka, Atsuko Okatsuka

“But I will fall apart if a teenager talks to me.”

— Atsuko Okatsuka, Atsuko Okatsuka

“Being your friend should come with a warning label.”

— Charles Addams, Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Xavier Thorpe, Percy Hynes White, A Murder of Woes

“Tyler: You're like a cockroach. Wednesday: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.”

— April Blair, Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Charles Addams, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, A Murder of Woes

“Every day is all about me. This one just comes with a cake and bad song.”

— April Blair, Charles Addams, Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Quid Pro Woe

“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”

— Kayla Alpert, Charles Addams, Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Friend or Woe

“The cover-up is always worse than the crime.”

— Kayla Alpert, Charles Addams, Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Friend or Woe

“My visions are as predictable as shark attacks.”

— Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Charles Addams, Kayla Alpert, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Friend or Woe

“The most interesting plants grow in the shade.”

— Charles Addams, Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Marilyn Thornhill, Christina Ricci, Woe Is the Loneliest Number

“Let's see. I narrowly avoid death twice, discovered that my father may be a murderer, learned that I could potentially destroy the school, and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster.”

— Charles Addams, Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

“I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”

— Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Charles Addams, Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega, Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

“Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color.”

— Miles Millar, Alfred Gough, Charles Addams, Morticia Addams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

“I didn't know it was possible to bully someone with just your eyes.”

— Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Kimberly Finkle, Pauline Chalamet, Doppelbanger

“Math is objectively cooler than biochem.”

— Mindy Kaling, Justin Noble, Leighton Murray, Reneé Rapp, Doppelbanger

“Bela: Monogamous sex hits different. Whitney: Bela, it's been one night.”

— Mindy Kaling, Sheridan Watson, Justin Noble, Bela Malhotra, Amrit Kaur, Taking Shots

“I'm excited to love myself.”

— Justin Noble, Sheridan Watson, Mindy Kaling, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, Taking Shots

“There are people who stay and there are people who leave.”

— Mike White, Bert Di Grasso, F. Murray Abraham, Abductions

“There were some strange noises in the night.”

— Mike White, Tanya McQuoid-Hunt, Jennifer Coolidge, Abductions

“We’re too young to be this old, Ethan.”

— Mike White, Harper Spiller, Aubrey Plaza, Abductions