Latest Quotes

“When it's a bootcut situation, like no. Nobody wants to screw you in that. And it's your choice to be celibate. You're choosing for no one to f*ck you."”

— Tan France, 'Next In Fashion' Host Tan France On The 2010s Trends He's Totally Over

“He tweeted me, asking for an $18 refund as compensation for our second date. To clarify, I paid for myself — this 'fee' was to cover his drink and meal.”

— Anonymous, The Date Who Tweeted Me To Ask For A Refund

“Sometimes you look back at who you used to be and don’t really recognize that person. Sometimes you look in the mirror and have a hard time reconciling the new face with your old memories.”

— Marisa Donnelly, 13 Uncomfortable Signs You’re Actually Discovering Your True Self

“Having no hope is just as useless as being a climate change denier.”

— Merle O'Neal, Why I Decided To Go Vegan

“America will remember this day, unfortunately, where the Senate did not live up to the responsibilities, where the Senate turned away from truth and went along with a sham trial.”

— Chuck Schumer, Senate Rejects Witnesses in Trump Impeachment Trial

“I shouldn't have to tell you that our sex life is private.”

— Alexandra Rushfield, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Episode 8

“You all have that friend who brags, 'I saw that with the original cast.' We’re stealing that brag from everyone. You’re all gonna see it with the original cast,' Miranda told Variety on Thursday.”

— Kairlin Reilly, Refinery 29, Finally, People Can Stop Bragging About Seeing "Hamilton" With The Original Cast

“I'm Mother Teresa, but less of a bitch.”

— Lindy West, Alexandra Rushfield, Hye Yun Park, Aidy Bryant, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, Episode 7

“I would say, don't overthink it.”

— Hye Yun Park, Alexandra Rushfield, Lindy West, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Episode 7

“We are following the best of us, those who have already broken out, and we are bringing everyone else along with us.”

— Lindsay Crouse, I Am 35 and Running Faster Than I Ever Thought Possible

“It had been a while since they went fishing for technofossils in the dead zone of the Pacific.”

— Georgia Kareola, since the plastic purge

“Whether you’re a Republican or a Democrat, it’s reasonable to fear a United States of Impeachment.”

— Cass Sunstein, Beware the Revenge Impeachment

“Why are more and more young men using Viagra?”

— VICE, The Viagra Epidemic Among Young Men And Its Dangers | High Society

“Media email newsletter Morning Brew is reporting a surge in revenue, new subscribers and a slate of key new hires as it enters its fifth year.”

— Melynda Fuller, 'Morning Brew' Records Skyrocketing Revenue, Hires 4 New Execs

“Taylor Swift is getting political in her new song 'Only the Young,' which is out now.”

— Lauren Huff , Entertainment Weekly, Taylor Swift releases new political anthem 'Only the Young' — listen now

“Now you went from writing bad code to building bad infrastructure that you deploy the bad code on top of.”

— Kelsey Hightower, Monoliths are the future

“What's better than Lizzo performing her hit song 'Juice?' Well, Harry Styles performing with her, naturally.”

— Lisa Respers France, CNN, Lizzo and Harry Styles performing 'Juice' is all you need today

“Over the past month, a viral outbreak that started in Wuhan, China has spread throughout the world — giving rise to fears of a global crisis.”

— Dan Robitzki, Here's a timeline of how China's viral outbreak spread worldwide

“There is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U.S. Constitution’s high bar for an impeachable offense.”

— Lamar Alexander, Trump trial could end soon; Alexander says no to witnesses

“There are certain brands of pads, like Saathi, which are made from plant products and can be biodegradable and compostable. Not only are they better for the environment than traditional disposable pads, they are also better for your skin because there is no bleach.”

— Nina Braca, 5 Ways To Make Your Period More Sustainable