Latest Quotes

“You can live here, and be buried here. Or you can play hockey.”

— Paul Gross, Roy Spencer, Peter MacNeill, Gross Misconduct

“Hi Mom. It's me. I don't really know what it is I wanna say. But I don't think I have much time so. I just want you to know I'm OK with how this ends. And that I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. Turns out I'm a bit of a coward myself. It's funny that we only get to live life forward. It never make…”

— Madison Turner, Eric LeMarque, Josh Hartnett, 6 Below

“A tie? Gimme a break. Boring! Like kissing your sister. Sure, you're still puckering your lips, but the thrill's all gone.”

— Jack Blum, Paul Shapiro, Bum Johnston, Maury Chaykin, Hockey Night

“You are a glory, Saul.”

— Dennis Foon, Father Gaston, Michiel Huisman, Indian Horse

“And in an environment where a body suddenly becomes a lethal weapon because of the speed at which it's moving, the danger, the adrenaline level, the need to protect yourself is far higher than it is in a normal environment.”

— Brett Harvey, Scott Dodds, Himself, Howard Bloom, Ice Guardians

“I learned the difference between a moment and a career is evolution. Evolution. You will slow down. You will get old. Your body will fail you. So, you evolve, you change your game, you do what you need to do with the time you got. If not, you go extinct. Evolve or go extinct. Are you ready to go ext…”

— Jay Baruchel, Jesse Chabot, Xavier Laflamme, Marc-André Grondin, Goon

“Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say ‘That looks like a penis... only smaller.’”

— Mike Myers, Graham Gordy, Guru Pitka, Mike Myers, The Love Guru

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but soon the sting will pass. But names can dig so many graves, you won't know where to stand.”

— Bring Me The Horizon, Oliver Sykes, Ludens

“Aren't you the guy who tried to hurt me with the word 'goodbye'? Though it took some time to survive you I'm better on the other side”

— Dua Lipa, Don't Start Now

“Scot: Boys shave their faces. Eric McNally: Yeah. Scot: Do they ever shave anyplace else? Eric McNally: Such as? Scot: The leg-ular region? Eric McNally: The legu - Ow. No. No, Scot. No. Athletes. Only athletes. Scot: You were an athlete. Eric McNally: Yeah, which is why I can say don't do it. It gr…”

— Michael Downing, Sean Reycraft, Eric McNally, Tom Cavanagh, Breakfast with Scot

“You know what, Mikey, you can make their heads bleed in this one. … I’m going to make Wayne Gretzky’s head bleed for super fan No. 99 over here.”

— Jon Favreau, Trent Walker, Vince Vaughn, Swingers

“I needed somewhere to hang my head without your noose.”

— Foo Fighters, Best Of You

“This world is filled with uncertainty. But as Christians, we’re encouraged to trust God’s plan, to let go of our selfishness, to know that God sees and hears us, and is guiding us through.”

— Marisa Donnelly, Let Your Faith Be Bolder Than Any Human Doubt

“Listen to my husky, annoying monotone.”

— Broderick Miller, Sean Linden, Stephen Baldwin, Slap Shot 2

“Donna Biebe: Every ex-player turned coach says that they prefer coaching over playing. Why would they all say that? John Biebe: Because they can't play.”

— David E Kelley, Sean O'Byrne, Donna Biebe, Mary McCormack, Mystery, Alaska

“Baldwin: You're out of your mind. Joshua Foss: Me? Ha! I'm not the one paying some Neanderthal 40 million dollars to skate up and down a slab of ice.”

— Karen Elise Baldwin, Gene Quintano, Joshua Foss, Powers Boothe, Sudden Death

“Outdoor hockey, pond hockey is where it's at!”

— Nick Deutsch, Himself, Wendell Anderson, Pond Hockey

“You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.”

— Randi Mayem Singer, Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel, Jennifer Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin, Jim Piddock, Derek Thompson / Tooth Fairy, Dwayne Johnson, Tooth Fairy

“Ken Curtis: [confused] Wait a second. Go Back. I don't get why Yazov let you leave the country, if he was mad at you. Viacheslav Fetisov: I'm not a historian. My feeling was the country tried to change something, because it's Perestroika time, but he doesn't want changes. Everybody was afraid. It's…”

— Gabe Polsky, Himself, Alex Kasatonov, Red Army

“He's clearly punishing us for asking him to give up this ice hockey. White game out, white girl in.”

— Noel S Baker, Jeff Schechter, Matty Simmons, Ajay Virmani, Vinay Virmani, Darvesh Singh, Anupam Kher, Breakaway