It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
— Ronald Bass, Kimberly Wallace, Cameron Diaz, My Best Friend's Wedding
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He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.
— Ronald Bass, Kimberly Wallace, Cameron Diaz, My Best Friend's Wedding
Kimmy Wallace: You kissed him! Ladies in the bathroom: [Gasp] Kimmy Wallace: At my parents' house! Ladies in the bathroom: That's cold. Kimmy Wallace: On my wedding day! Ladies in the bathroom: Bitch. Ladies in the bathroom: Tramp. Julianne Potter: I... Kimmy Wallace: Shut up! Now, I love this man,…
— Ronald Bass, Kimberly Wallace, Cameron Diaz, My Best Friend's Wedding
If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Michael, I love you. I've loved you for nine years. I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and, well, now, I'm just scared, so—I-I-I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. M-marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, th…
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
George Downes: Michael's chasing Kimmy? Julianne Potter: Yes! George Downes: You're chasing Michael? Julianne Potter: YES! George Downes: Who's chasing you...nobody, get it? There's your answer. It's Kimmy.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
George Downes: Listen, Jules. Why don't we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight. Julianne Potter: No, no, no, no. I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it. He was in love with me every day for nine g…
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Julianne Potter: No. Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O. Kimmy Wallace: I HAVE to be Jell-O! Julianne Potter: You're never gonna be Jell-O! Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the ‘Do you take this man?’ part, it's consider…
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Julianne Potter: What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing...and that is annoying as shit. George Downes: Ahh...you like her... Julianne Potter: If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Julianne Potter: I have a confession. Another confession. Besides that I—love you, this is even worse. The email that Walter sent to your boss—I wrote that. I'm the bad guy. Michael O'Neill: Are you crazy? Jules, are you—are you completely insane? I mean—I mean—Jules, how could you do that? Julianne…
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Bankoff has pledged not to cut any editorial jobs when the two companies combine, which leaves open the very real possibility that Vox will consolidate other parts of the business, like tech or sales operations. He told me the deal is not premised on cost-cutting, but that’s different from saying he…
Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, FUCK ME. George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. Um, I didn't buy you a gift. However, this is on loan until you two find your song. So...
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
George Downes: The misery, the exquisite tragedy. The Susan Hayward of it all. I can just picture you there, sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown. Julianne Potter: Did I tell you my gown was lavender? George Downes: Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your finger…
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Michael O'Neill: Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just... Julianne Potter: Passes you by. Michael O'Neill: Passes you by. Yeah.
— Ronald Bass, Julianne Potter, Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.
Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been? Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom. Dave: God, you can't do that to me. [looking more closely at Link] Dave: What's on his nose? Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just chill, 'cause you know why? L…
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