“Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.”— Shawn Schepps, Matt Wilson, Michael DeLuise, imdb.com
“Neighbor: Roy, can you get sick drinkin’ piss? Roy: I think you can. Neighbor: Even if it’s your own?”— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Roy Munson, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com
“Right, well, you gotta ask yourself seriously, though, you know, did I even want to piss and shit indoors, or was I actually born, you know, to defecate in the fields and the outhouses?”— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ai…”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“My God, that's a shitload of piss.”— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Please, ma cherie. I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.”— Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, The Merovingian, Lambert Wilson, imdb.com
“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open! Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?”— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com