Latest Quotes

“Scene two, you shit in a pie.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, The Audition

“That's the title. They can't cut that!”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, The Audition

“I was very touched that I was able to gain your trust.”

— Emily Heller, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, The Truth Has a Ring to It

“I am so late for my escape room.”

— Emily Heller, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, The Truth Has a Ring to It

“Are you fucking kidding me right now? You just fucked this moment, this beautiful, tender moment with your accordion. You just whipped out your accordion, and you fucked it, man.”

— Emily Heller, NoHo Hank, Anthony Carrigan, The Truth Has a Ring to It

“I am your fuckin' business, idiot!”

— Emily Heller, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, The Truth Has a Ring to It

“Uh, well, I guess everyone's a hero of their own story, right?”

— Emily Heller, Fuches, Stephen Root, The Truth Has a Ring to It

“W just got out asses handed to us by a 12-year-old.”

— Emily Heller, Fuches, Stephen Root, The Truth Has a Ring to It

“I'm so lucky to share my life with this amazing woman.”

— Felix Kjellberg, Pewdiepie Finally Tied The Knot

“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”

— Kenneth Branagh, Hamlet - Prince of Denmark / Voice of Ghost, Laurence Olivier, hamlet

“We cannot all be masters, nor all masters cannot truly be followed.”

— William Shakespeare, Iago, Kenneth Branagh, Othello

“Smell ya later, poopsicle!”

— Brooks Arthur, Davey Stone, Adam Sandler, Eight Crazy Nights

“Like many of these men, Joe grumbles a lot about “political correctness.” He knows that he is privileged by virtue of his gender and his skin color, but in his heart he is sick of being reminded about it. Like lots of other white men in America, he is grappling with a growing sense that the term whi…”

— Devin Gordon, Why Is Joe Rogan So Popular?

“It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can onl…”

— Steve Conrad, Chris Gardner, Will Smith, The Pursuit Of Happyness

“"We will not be bullied into withholding abortion information from our patients," Johnson said.”

— CNN, Kate Sullivan, Planned Parenthood drops federal funding over abortion-referral restriction

“What? No mustard?”

— Len Blum, The Stomach, Peter Hume, Meatballs

“Now is not the time to grow a heart, dipshit.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Fuches, Stephen Root, ronny/lily

“She was like a feral mongoose.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, ronny/lily

“You wanna know what I'm good at? I'm good at killing people”

— Alec Berg, Bill Hader, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, Chapter One

“It’s crucial to examine how we respond to Bi+ celebrities—and to understand how we harm our community when we shame Bi+ people.”

— Elly Belle, What Miley Cyrus's Breakup Reveals about Queerphobia