“'Cause you know what they say: you can't gobble the pie if you didn't help bake it.”— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com
“As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie. And there’s an ‘I’ in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team...I don’t know what he’s talking about.”— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com
“You just graduated Pie School, bitches! Sorry I said 'bitches,' I'm just really worked up.”— Luke Del Tredici, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com
“Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn’t work as a pie. Grape pie? There’s no grape pie.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous crème pies you can just smash in somebody's face. But this is definitely one of them.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel the need to date pie.”— Daniel Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“I'm making pies for people that I hate, which is mixed emotions for me because I like pie.”— Rene Gube, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com
“Doing projects really gives people self-confidence. Nothing is better than taking the pie out of the oven. What it does for you personally, and for your family's idea of you, is something you can't buy.”— Martha Stewart, abcnews.go.com
“This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel!”— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.”— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.”— Parzival_RP1, reddit.com