Latest Quotes

“He is being modest. He is Air Jordan of assassins.”

— Jason Kim, NoHo Hank, Anthony Carrigan, Past = Present x Future Over Yesterday

“Don't think I can play straight? I played straight for 22 damn years, okay?”

— Jason Kim, Nick Nicholby, Rightor Doyle, Past = Present x Future Over Yesterday

“I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.”

— Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, The Great Cornholio

“I tried to wake her up. I poked her and everything.”

— Jeremy Leven, Jesse Fitzgerald, Evan Ellingson, My Sister's Keeper

“Am I like, like an evil person?”

— Taofik Kolade, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, The Power of No

“Southern hospitality dictates that I make her available to him”

— Quentin Tarantino, Calvin J. Candie, Leonardo Dicaprio, Django Unchained

“You know how they say to never drink and drive? Well, never drink and bone.”

— Judd Apatow, Ben Stone, Seth Rogen, Knocked Up

“You really heard me. You really let that wall come down a little.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Sally Reed, Sarah Goldberg, The Show Must Go On, Probably?

“If you don't do this for me, my family will kill you.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, NoHo Hank, Anthony Carrigan, The Show Must Go On, Probably?

“Act as if! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. And act as if you are already a tr…”

— Terence Winter, Jordan Belfort, Leonardo Dicaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

“Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions.”

— Terence Winter, Jordan Belfort, Leonardo Dicaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

“Well, there you have it, from Mark Whitacre, Ph.D. You know what the Ph.D. stands for, don't you? Piled higher and deeper.”

— Scott Z. Burns, Terry Wilson, Rick Overton, The Informant!

“Good news, you’re fired. The bad news is you got–all you got just one week to regain you’re jobs. starting tonight’s sit. Oh, have I got you’re attention now? Good. Cause were adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Wanna see secon…”

— David Mamet, blake, Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross

“I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am... a God.”

— Gore Vidal, Caligula, Malcolm McDowell, Caligola

“Paranoid is what people who are trying to take advantage of you call you to get you to drop your guard!”

— Scott Z. Burns, Mark Whitacre, Matt Damon, The Informant!

“Gene Cousineau: Suicide, Barry. Are you not familiar with the Japanese ritual of harakiri? Barry Berkman: The baseball announcer? Gene Cousineau: I need you out of my house.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, The Show Must Go On, Probably?

“Teaching us all the powerful way of getting shit done and ruling the world while being totally chill.”

— Alec Berg, Bill Hader, NoHo Hank, Anthony Carrigan, The Show Must Go On, Probably?

“We all lose track of what's important sometimes.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Sally Reed, Sarah Goldberg, The Show Must Go On, Probably?

“Without hope, life's not worth living.”

— Dustin Lance Black, Harvey Milk, Sean Penn, Milk

“Things don't happen for a reason; they just happen.”

— Tony Gilroy, Alice Bowman, Meg Ryan, Proof of Life