Latest Quotes

“How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive.”

— Robert Klane, Larry Wilson, Andrew McCarthy, Weekend at Bernie's

“I wish you every happiness.”

— Bill Kelly, Giselle, Amy Adams, Enchanted

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter…”

— Luc Besson, Bryan Mills, Liam Neeson, Taken

“A single bullet must account for the seven wounds in Kennedy and Connally. But rather than admit to a conspiracy or investigate further, the Warren Commission chose to endorse the theory put forth by an ambitious junior counselor, Arlen Specter, one of the grossest lies ever forced on the American p…”

— Oliver Stone, Jim Garrison, Kevin Costner, JFK

“Garner and Brown's deaths became flashpoints for coast-to-coast protests against police brutality and systemic racism.”

— David K. Li, NBC News, NYPD fires officer for chokehold in Eric Garner's death

“I'm tellin' you I love you, and all you love is my dick! Do you know how that makes me feel?”

— Amy Holden Jones, Bill, Vincent D'Onofrio, Mystic Pizza

“The most powerful man in the United States is President Nixon. You've heard of him? Charles Colson is special counsel to the President. There's a cartoon on his wall. The caption reads, "When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."”

— William Goldman, Harry M. Rosenfeld, Jack Warden, All the President's Men

“If you sit on a shelf for the rest of your life, you’ll never find out.”

— Stephany Folsom, Woody (voice), Tom Hanks, Toy Story 4

“How we feelin' at this, uh, tiny ass desk?”

— Lizzo, NPR, Lizzo

“Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro.”

— Michael Brandt, Roman Pearce, Tyrese Gibson, 2 Fast 2 Furious

“Well, you're the new kid on the block, son. You've got something he never had - flair. Aye. because they don't believe they're risks. Put your coat down here. Three and in. You're in. All righty. They control the ball, the ball doesn't control them. Here. Look at this. Two jackets and a ball. It's a…”

— Dick Clement, Glen Foy, Stephen Dillane, Goal!

“Hi, I'm Jim Kessel. I'm here at the Trinity National Forest along Route 96 also known as The Bigfoot Byway. I'm here with my girlfriend Kelly Monteleone where we plan on retracing the famed 1967 Patterson Gimlin footage, and our search for Bigfoot.”

— Bobcat Goldthwait, Jim, Bryce Johnson, Willow Creek

“Looking in the mirror staring back at me isn't so much a face as the expression of a predicament.”

— Tom Ford, George Falconer, Colin Firth, A Single Man

“You left my daughter? If you're not already dead, I'm gonna fucking kill you.”

— Carlton Cuse, Emma Gaines, Carla Gugino, San Andreas

“Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.”

— Tony Kushner, Thaddeus Stevens, Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

“I know why they have holidays. They have holidays so people can get together and have fun. So why am I alone?”

— Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown / Schroeder, Todd Barbee, It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

“The truth is that any equipment that has the capability of recording audio and video has the ability to record it even when you don’t engage it in doing so.”

— Casey Bond, Yes, Your Phone Is Listening In On You

“That woman has been kicked around, beat up, and gone through honest-to-god shit.”

— Nick Antosca, Michelle Dean, Shelly, Denitra Isler, La Maison du Bon Reve

“Hong Kong's pro-democracy movement took to the streets again Sunday for a massive and peaceful march. An estimated 1.7 million people — a quarter of the territory's population — took part.”

— Ramy Inocencio, CBS News, Some 1.7 million take part in 11th week of Hong Kong protests

“We love Disney movies.”

— Nick Antosca, Michelle Dean, Gypsy Blanchard, Joey King, La Maison du Bon Reve