Butt-head: [choking] Beavis! Beavis! I'm choking! Beavis: Yeah, so. What do you want me to do about it? Butt-head: Call 911! Beavis: Why don't you call? You're closer.

— Kristofor Brown, Larry Doyle, Beavis & Butt-head, Mike Judge, Choke

The content is made by Butter Works, an “outsourced video department” that handles everything from production services to video strategy for publishers and brands.

— Max Willens, Elite Daily's Snapchat story was watched by 20m users last month

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[watching a Violent Femmes video] I don't understand what the big deal is about breaking up. I'd just be like "Hey baby, get lost. We can still do it and stuff, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, Held Back

[laughs while reading a label of superglue] It says "Use on wood."

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, Beard Boys

Taking to Instagram, Reynolds revealed that Lively had commissioned an artist to create a bespoke piece of work depicting her husband busy at his first job as a paperboy in Vancouver.

— Ellie Woodward, BuzzFeed, Blake Lively Got Ryan Reynolds A Deeply Personal Gift And It's Honestly So Romantic

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Butt-head: Uhhhh... I'm, like, angry at numbers. Beavis: Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff.

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Beavis & Butt-head, Mike Judge, Held Back

You have to give them a reason to be committed. Show them this can give them what they need.

— Ana Fabrega, Julio Torres, Tati, Ana Fabrega, The Inheritance Scare

Committed Belief Need

You need more drama and mystery in that sentence.

— Julio Torres, Ana Fabrega, Andres, Julio Torres, The Inheritance Scare

Drama Mystery thrill

Let's make love, I guess.

— Fernando Frias, Andres, Julio Torres, The Inheritance Scare

Love casual

No one can know what's inside it so I put question marks on it.

— Fred Armisen, Ana Fabrega, Julio Torres, Tico, Fred Armisen, The Exorcism

Question Mystery Inside

My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year.

— Melissa Rosenberg, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Twilight

Werewolf Twilight

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