Latest Quotes

“Sheets and blankets keep your body temp from dropping too low and waking you up, which gives your innards the chance to complete their restorative processes sans interruption.”

— Krissy Brady, Why You Can't Sleep Without A Blanket Or Sheet, Even If It's Hot AF

“Why is this bitch trying to ruin my academia?!”

— Irene Walton, Homemade Pizza w/ Christi Fontaine and Dead Dad's Kitchen!

“On July 9, U.S. Virgin Islands Delegate to Congress Stacey Plaskett said she would be matching the donations she had received from Epstein over the years to give to organizations in her district that focus on women and children.”

— Amanda Arnold, Marie Lodi, What We Know About Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Pedophile’ Island

“If we’re making these types of decisions, unless we have fair representation, there should be no conversation.”

— Lauren Book, This Creative Strategy Could Prevent Men From Banning Abortion

“It’s just about as effective as subbing OJ for vodka in your green juice—feels good at first, great actually! But it’s sabotage in the long run.”

— Ali Oshinsky, The Skincare Staple Doing More Harm Than Good

“Dudes, can’t you just be human with me?”

— Darcy Reeder, The Man Who Choked Me on a First Date

“Don’t fight evolution because you will never win. Like the mountain I am standing on top of, which was once under water, connected with Africa, change is inevitable.”

— Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus Said "Change Is Inevitable" In Her First Instagram Post Since Splitting From Liam Hemsworth

“I didn't know I was lonely 'til I saw your face I wanna get better, better, better, better, I wanna get better I didn't know I was broken 'til I wanted to change I wanna get better, better, better, better, I wanna get better”

— Bleachers, I Wanna Get Better

“It could sit next to caviar on Beyoncé's table because she's the modern queen.”

— Deborah Czeresko, Potluck Party

“I feel something other than happiness. I don't know what it is.”

— Deborah Czeresko, Potluck Party

“It's really cool to see different artists and how they work.”

— Edgar Valentine, Potluck Party

“My design today is very much for someone who has a sweet tooth.”

— Annette Sheppard, Potluck Party

“Food can be kind of annoying.”

— Benjamin Kikkert, Potluck Party

“Time flies by in the hot shop.”

— Janusz Poźniak, Potluck Party

“World's always gonna need salesmen.”

— Seth Meyers, Pete Reynolds, Bill Hader, Globesman

“I believe in it, and that makes it easy.”

— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, Globesman

“You know what I love about my job? I get to see the world everyday.”

— Seth Meyers, Pete Reynolds, Bill Hader, Globesman

“You will not believe the number of people who hear a price like that and immediately try to Jew you down.”

— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, Globesman

“You don't ruin a sale by pointing out mistakes!”

— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, Globesman

“What I wouldn't do for a nice old lady.”

— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, Globesman