Latest Quotes

“When guests come over, and, you know, they see a globe, they're gonna know immediately they're in the presence of somebody who's worldly.”

— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, Globesman

“Over the years, the social experiment developed into a self-contained society that, though it rejected state control, lived in tolerable harmony with the rest of the city.”

— CNN, What happened to Denmark's hippie paradise?

“Palm beach.”

— Daily Beast, The Biggest Bombshells in Newly Unsealed Epstein Documents

“Epstein's death comes just 24 hours after more than 2,000 pages of documents detailing the lurid allegations of his sexual abuse of underage girls were unsealed to the public.”

— DailyMail, FBI launches an investigation after Jeffrey Epstein dies by suicide

“There was a lingering kiss at midnight one chilly New Year’s Eve. I remember he whispered, when our lips came apart, 'I am never, ever going to forget that.'”

— Aubrey Hirsch, More Than Friends

“Fare evading is the one crime I get a weird amount of joy from.”

— Money Diaries, I'm 24, Make $45,310 A Year & I Never Pay For The Subway

“Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the…”

— Laura Gilpin, Two-Headed Calf

“I won’t exactly look like the Hulk — maybe more like Superman after having a few Chipotle burritos — but it’s possible that I’ll require alterations nonetheless. And as per my contract, if I do, I’ll bear full financial responsibility for them.”

— E.J. Dickson, For Wedding Dresses, Truly Binding Contracts

“White bitches love cheese.”

— Kelsey Darragh, Keith Eats $500 Of Gourmet Cheese

“What are you really going to do and that situation but laugh? It seemed clear that it wasn't escalating into violence, at least at that moment. It was just this bizarre kind of surreal thing happening less than a foot from me.”

— Alex Kack, #GreenShirtGuy Is Fine With Being Called 'Zaddy' As Long As It Helps Tucson Become A Sanctuary City

“Epstein was in his own cell, but was not currently on suicide watch at the time of his death, people familiar with the investigation said.”

— Emma Newburger, FBI investigating Jeffrey Epstein's death by suicide

“I will work until I die, but I will be happy to do it because I love my work.”

— Jami Attenberg, Where I’ve Laid My Head

“I relish the feeling of her breath on my neck each time she collapses against me after the humans we’ve come to love outrun the groaning zombies.”

— Raina K. Puels, Hannah

“In honor of the classic Beatles album’s 50th anniversary, the band will release a special edition featuring a new mix by producer Giles Martin along with 23 session recordings and demos, most of which have never been previously released.”

— Tyler Aquilina, Entertainment Weekly, The Beatles to release 'Abbey Road' 50th anniversary edition with previously unreleased demos

“So there you have it. Laughter, in its most basic form, is really just a socially acceptable cry for help. LOL.”

— AJ Willingham, CNN, Why that #GreenShirtGuy at the Tucson City Council meeting couldn't stop laughing

“Tell me what you hate about me Whatever it is, I'm sorry”

— ILLENIUM, Jon Bellion, Good Things Fall Apart (with Jon Bellion)

“Somebody loves you, baby. You getting out!”

— Ava DuVernay, Delores Wise, Niecy Nash, Part Four

“Nobody else should be paying for mine.”

— Ava DuVernay, Matias Reyes, Reece Noi, Part Four

“Drugs was easier. Ignoring you two boys in real life that was easier. But being scared for you that gave me something to ask God for and mean it.”

— Ava DuVernay, Delores Wise, Niecy Nash, Part Four

“Sometimes all you can do is try your best.”

— Ava DuVernay, Korey Wise, Jharrel Jerome, Part Four