Latest Quotes

“Be sure not to pop his liver, that's the worst smell in the world. Black ones especially.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Gray Gloves, Matthew MacCaull, Dragged Across Concrete

“We have the skills and the right to acquire proper compensation.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, Dragged Across Concrete

“Brett Ridgeman: It's still under construction. Anthony Lurasetti: Want me to mail or hand deliver your genius award?”

— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, Dragged Across Concrete

“[Commiserating with Lurasetti about his career during a stakeout] For a lot of years I believed that the quality of my work, what we do together, what I did with my previous partners... would get me what I deserved. But I don't politic and I don't change with the times, and it turns out that shit's…”

— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, Dragged Across Concrete

“Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Mr. Edmington. Mr. Edmington: Sir. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are there any employees in the back? If so, please bring bring them to the front. Mr. Edmington: No. There are no employees in the back. Black Gloved Robber: [Plays recording] Are you sur…”

— S. Craig Zahler, Black Gloves, Primo Allon, Dragged Across Concrete

“Brett Ridgeman: I thought Denise cooked. Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt. [Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one] Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, Dragged Across Concrete

“I don't like doing things with so many question marks everywhere.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Biscuit, Michael Jai White, Dragged Across Concrete

“You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... we really do need to move.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Melanie Ridgeman, Laurie Holden, Dragged Across Concrete

“Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key? Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?”

— S. Craig Zahler, Biscuit, Michael Jai White, Dragged Across Concrete

“Brett Ridgeman: Politics like always. Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones, and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of being a communist in the 50s, whether it’s a possibly racist remark made in a private phone call or the indelica…”

— S. Craig Zahler, Anthony Lurasetti, Vince Vaughn, Dragged Across Concrete

“Henry Johns: Nigga. Brett Ridgeman: Likewise.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, Dragged Across Concrete

“Anthony Lurasetti: What are we doing here? Brett Ridgeman: We're monitoring a suspicious individual to figure out if he has any money he doesn't need. Anthony Lurasetti: Anchovies!”

— S. Craig Zahler, Anthony Lurasetti, Vince Vaughn, Dragged Across Concrete

“I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Anthony Lurasetti, Vince Vaughn, Dragged Across Concrete

“Brett Ridgeman: [standing among suits in an upscale men's store] How much are these, I don't see a tag? Female Cashier: $5,000. Brett Ridgeman: So they're bulletproof?”

— S. Craig Zahler, Brett Ridgeman, Mel Gibson, Dragged Across Concrete

“Brett Ridgeman: Is that a guy or a girl singin' that song? Anthony Lurasetti: Can't tell. Brett Ridgeman: Not that there's much of a difference these days. Anthony Lurasetti: I think that line was obliterated the day men started saying we're pregnant when their wives were.”

— S. Craig Zahler, Anthony Lurasetti, Vince Vaughn, Dragged Across Concrete

“Austin”

— TODAY, These are the 20 best US cities to live in

“He could've had anyone he wanted, but he chose me.”

— Camilla Ahlgren, Maja, Hanna Ardéhn, Maja

“I tried to commit suicide one day. It was a very Woody Allen-type suicide. I turned on the gas and left all the windows open.”

— Elton John, Elton John

“I heard Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis and that was it. I didn’t ever want to be anything else.”

— Elton John, Elton John

“I don’t like to look at groups who come out standing looking like they’ve just been drowning at Big Sur for five years. I could never go onstage in denims.”

— Elton John, Elton John