Latest Quotes

“The “unimoon” — a honeymoon without your new spouse — is a “travel trend” we just can’t get behind.”

— STACEY LEASCA, Apparently People Are Taking Honeymoons and Not Inviting Their Spouses

“Facebook said it removed 1.5 million videos globally of the Christchurch mosque attack in New Zealand in the first 24 hours after the attack.”

— France 24, 1.5 million videos of Christchurch mosque attack in New Zealand removed by Facebook

“Kiss me, my girl, before I’m sick.”

— Paul Thomas Anderson, Reynolds Woodcock, Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread

“I feel as though I’ve been looking for you for a very long time.”

— Paul Thomas Anderson, Reynolds Woodcock, Daniel Day-Lewis, Phantom Thread

“French fries, a.k.a. chips, aka freedom fries, aka 炸薯条, are a delightful treat enjoyed the world over, and they’re a staple of the fast-food meal.”

— Lucas Kwan Peterson, The official fast food French fry power rankings

“Women don't get raped because they were drinking or taking drugs. Women don't get raped because they weren't careful. Women get raped because someone raped them.”

— Jon Krakauer, Missoula

“There will always be lines at halftime.”

— David Fleming, Inside the taboo, bizarre, revealing world of stadium bathrooms

“Paramedics responded and at least one person suffered a gunshot wound, Carey said.”

— Anita Bennett, Shooting In Austin Near SXSW Leaves at Least One Person Injured, Police Confirm

“Even if St. Patrick’s Day is your favorite holiday of the year, you’ve probably never seen it from the perspective of a bartender.”

— Adam Elder, Three Bartenders on What It’s Like to Work St. Patrick’s Day Weekend

“I wish I could unkiss the room full of strangers So I could unspite you, unlose my temper”

— Fletcher, Undrunk

“Olivia Jade has already felt the effects of this case, especially in regards to harassment and bullying online.”

— Allie Gemmill, Olivia Jade and Her Sister Are Reportedly Leaving USC

“Thankfully the tweet has calmed down and the internet has gone back to ignoring me.”

— Ali Resuta, An Aspiring YouTuber Thought A Man Was Sending Her Money On Venmo But He Was Setting Her Up For A Really Brutal Burn

“Ever since Tumblr's puritanical overhaul, the site has now seen about a 30 percent decline in traffic. That number is likely not just users looking for a well-developed porn platform either.”

— Justin Kirkland, Tumblr Cancelled Porn, So Users Cancelled Tumblr

“I had woken up crying and realized after a few hours that I wouldn’t be able to stop until I let him go. When my gut takes over, I can turn into a beast. I knew I had to do this but didn’t know how.”

— Nasreen Yazdani, How Do You Know When It’s Time to Break Up?

“I am just a being in their home, I remembered, just a body, a transaction.”

— Margaret Grace Myers, I Babysit for the One Percent

“Kylie, we don't look alike but I'll be your friend.”

— Candace Lowry, I Ate Only Kylie Jenner's Recipes For 48 Hours

“I also ate pussy and I liked it (top that, Katy Perry).”

— Emma Austin, Does Marrying a Man Negate My Bisexuality?

“I love Beto, right? I couldn’t get enough of that lanky Texan just a few months ago. So why does this feel ill-timed, or like a misstep on his part?”

— Cady Drell, Beto O'Rourke Running for President Bums Me Out

“Dedicated enthusiasts travel the country and scour the ground to see them.”

— ALLAN RICHARZ, On the Hunt for Japan's Elaborate, Colorful Manhole Covers

“Ya girl is getting her own NBC late-night show!”

— Lilly Singh, YouTuber Lilly Singh Makes History Replacing Carson Daly As Late-Night Host