Latest Quotes

“I’m here to tell you that thick water is no shortcut to thick thighs and calves. No matter who you are, please don’t subject yourself to it. You deserve better.”

— Quinn Myers, I Spent a Day Drinking Thick Water, the Worst Hydration Life Hack Ever

“Pre-internet, such people would have been confined to relaying their theories on the phone and in the mail. But thanks to the internet, it’s simple to develop a following.”

— Paul Mulshine, HuffPost layoffs provide further proof that the internet can’t fill the gap left by the demise of newspapers

“You left your shadow here Can you come and pick it up?”

— Silver Sphere, ghosts!

“France has decided to suspend the use of AstraZeneca PLC's Covid-19 vaccine, joining a number of European countries that have paused the rollout of the vaccine after a small number of blood-clotting cases raised concerns.”

— Cristina Roca, France suspends use of AstraZeneca COVID vaccine

“Justifying my bisexual identity is an absurd exercise.”

— Ella Dawson, Am I Bisexual Enough For You?

“We’re proud of you, Beyoncé.”

— Justin Curto, Beyoncé Is Now the Most-Awarded Woman in Grammys History

“The woman, Raffaela Spone, 50, is now facing three misdemeanor counts of cyber harassment of a child and related offenses.”

— Amanda Arnold, This Creepy Cheerleading-Mom Story Is the Stuff of Nightmares

“Fifteen years after that memorable day in kindergarten, I danced with Kristin at her wedding.”

— Scott Muska, Kristin, the Kindergarten Crush

“If anything, the recourse to Christie’s and the introduction of blockchain “uniqueness” gives the lie to the techno-optimist pitch that NFTs allow an end run around the art establishment.”

— Jason Farago, Beeple Has Won. Here’s What We’ve Lost.

“An outer what of the lemon??”

— Elizabeth Olsen, Elizabeth Olsen Tries to Keep Up with a Professional Chef

“The kiss of Venus has got me on the go. She scored a bullseye in the early morning glow.”

— Paul McCartney, Dominic Fike, The Kiss Of Venus

“On its surface, vaccine envy makes sense; after all, millions of Americans have lost loved ones, jobs, health insurance, and so much more to the COVID-19 pandemic, and living through that kind of collective trauma is guaranteed to engender some kind of emotional response.”

— Emma Specter, Why We Can’t Let ‘Vaccine Envy’ Run Away With Us

“Harry Styles gave the Grammys a golden opening.”

— Maureen Lee Lenker , Harry Styles lets audiences adore him in opening Grammys performance

“Edward: So, what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her? Vivian: She rescues him right back.”

— J. F. Lawton, Vivian Ward, Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman

“That's why no kissing. It's too personal.”

— J. F. Lawton, Vivian Ward, Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman

“I hate to state the obvious, but you are in fact a hooker.”

— J. F. Lawton, Edward Lewis, Richard Gere, Pretty Woman

“This isn't a date. It's business.”

— J. F. Lawton, Edward Lewis, Richard Gere, Pretty Woman

“I never joke about money.”

— J. F. Lawton, Vivian Ward, Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman

“I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain't lost.”

— J. F. Lawton, Vivian Ward, Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman

“Vaccination is imminent; spring is coming. Summer 2021 may be among the horniest yet.”

— Katie Heaney, This Sexless Year