“Roxie: If you're gonna date based on principle, your choices are the Pope or St. Francis of Assisi. Sabrina: So I've got options.”Tagged: Dating, Options, Principle, Francis of Assisi, Pope
“Miles: We may only have a few seconds together before the next bell. I need you to sum up your entire being in four words. Go! Cute Girl: Not interested in you. Miles: Four words on the dot.”Tagged: Dating, Rejection, Uninterested, Single, joke
“Miles: Why should I pay $5 to get rejected when I do it so well for free? Sabrina: Well, for every girl who says no, you're that much closer to the one that will say yes. Dating is a numbers game! Miles: So, getting rejected by twenty girls in one night is a good thing? Sabrina: Yeah, for only five…”Tagged: Dating, Rejection, Love, Relationships, joke
“Roxie: Do you hear yourself when you speak? Morgan: Depends on what I say.”Tagged: joke, Ditzy, dumb, Sassy