Quotes tagged ‘illegal’

“Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”

— Adam McKay, Charles Randolph, Jared Vennett, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com

“I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in Kentucky and 20 other states. She's a freak!”

— Oren Peli, Micah, Micah Sloat, imdb.com

“Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet] Shitter was full. Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Thanks for voting, come again but not today because that would be illegal, come again next time we elect things.”

— Michael Teverbaugh, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”

— Brenda Hsueh, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all. For example, did you know that it is now illegal to give a possum a perm?”

— Josh Bycel, Karen Vick, Kirsten Nelson, imdb.com

“This doesn't make us even. Not even close. And it won't stop me from coming after you, guns blazing, both barrels, if it looks, as I strongly suspect, that you were involved in illegal activity, or worse, if you try to screw me again. In that case, God help you.”

— Peter Noah, Shonda Rhimes, David Rosen, Joshua Malina, imdb.com

“I majored in English, and that should be illegal.”

— Matt Ingebretson, Jake Weisman, Jake, Jake Weisman, imdb.com

“It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say? I'm a whisk taker”

— kalomochi1, reddit.com