“Ash: Pablo, focus up! Just stay behind me. Let the boomstick do the talkin'. Things get hairy, use your bottle. Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times. Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”Tagged: weapon, bottle, Violence, Sharp, Protection
“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”Tagged: swearing, Insult, Rude, Sassy, Snarky
“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”Tagged: Lies, joke, Chainsaw, shotgun, weapons
“Well, Cheryl, it's been fun catching up. Sorry I got to kill you. Again.”Tagged: Family, sister, Kill, Murder, Death