“Ash: Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal. Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal? Suzy: Family, work. Ash: Work? Work, where? Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher. Ash: What grade? Suzy: Tenth. Ash: What's your favorite book? Suzy: 'The Old Man…”Tagged: Old Man And The Sea, Literature, book, Teacher, School
“Ash: Eli! You can speak?! Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe. Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone. Eli: Never. Ash: All right then.”Tagged: trip, Drugs, Speaking, awkward, Cheeky
“Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?”Tagged: joke, Prostate, Inside, Intimate, awkward
“Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.”Tagged: Life, Murder, Violence, Sassy, Cheeky
“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”Tagged: joke, Cheeky, Raunchy, Vulgar, Virginity
“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”Tagged: Lies, joke, Chainsaw, shotgun, weapons