“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”Tagged: officer, Police, Drinking, Intoxicated, Drunk
“Annie: Hey, you know, don't stay up too late and um... don't eat too much junk food and have a good time! Matt: How are they gonna have a good time if they can't eat junk food and can't stay up late?”Tagged: valentine's day, Holidays, Junk Food, Sassy, Snarky