“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”Tagged: officer, Police, Drinking, Intoxicated, Drunk
“Lucy: You remember my dad? Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy. Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.”Tagged: God, Religious, Reverend, charmed, charming
“Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it. Ruthie: And still no one calls.”Tagged: Phone Number, Phone, Call, Sassy, Insult