“Mel: Where are you? Cher: I’m just having a snack at my girlfriend’s. Mel: Where, in Kuwait? Cher: Is that in the valley?”Tagged: Snack, Girlfriend, Kuwait, valley, Sassy
“Where’s my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal. It’s my most capable looking outfit!”Tagged: Fred Segal, white collarless shirt, Capable, outfit
“Cher: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions. Elton: What’s seven times seven? Cher: Stuff she knows!”Tagged: Concussion, Math, Questions
“I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M’s and like 3 pieces of licorice.”Tagged: heifer, food, feast
“Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked. Cher: No, I believe that’s your designer imposter perfume.”Tagged: Listening, reeked, designer, Imposter, perfume
“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”Tagged: famous singer, infomercials, Past
“Okay, so you’re probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.”Tagged: Noxzema, commercial, normal, Life, Teenage