“Steve: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage? Stan: That's right. Or angels will kill you.”Tagged: Sex, Sex Before Marriage, Angels, Death, Sin
“Francine: Steve, your father got hurt in a very tender place. He's probably frustrated he can't go to work, or mow the lawn, or clean the gutters. Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters. Steve: Hey, maybe until Dad get better, I can clean the gutters. Francine: That's creepy, honey.”Tagged: hurt, Frustrated, Mow The Lawn, Clean the gutters, Sex
“Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye! Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say 'Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!' Roger: Yes,…”Tagged: Revenge, Sex, Dress Up As a girl, therapy, Hate