Mr. Jones: Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me? Craig Jones: Pops, I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more. Mr. Jones: Well, I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black…
Catalog
Movie
Next Friday
Ice Cube returns as Craig Jones, a streetwise man from South Central Los Angeles who has a knack for getting into trouble. This time out, Craig is still trying to outsmart neighborhood bully Debo (Tommy "Tiny" Lister Jr.); after Craig gets the better of D
Mailman: [knocks on door]. Mailman: Delivery, got a delivery. [rings doorbell twice] Craig Jones: Who is it? Mailman: Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy. [Craig opens the door] Mailman: Come on sparky. Craig Jones: What's up?! Mailman: Nice…
Craig Jones: What's that smell? Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing. Craig Jones: Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud! Mr. Jones: [while spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son. Craig Jones: Aw, too much! [Trying to get the window open] What's…
Craig Jones: [in Craig's hallucination showing Karla giving him a lap dance] You heard of El Nino? Karla Joker: [Speaking seductively] Yeah... Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.
Roach: [At the Joker’s house door] Knock. Day-Day: You want me to knock? Roach: Well, knock. [Day-Day knocks at the door slightly] Roach: You're acting like a little bitch right now man, they're not gonna hear that, the music is playing. Day-Day: Excuse me partner, that was a fuckin' ghetto knock I…
Day-Day: [shaking hands with Roach] I've knew we've never will be together forever, you're a cool Puerto Rican dude. Baby Joker: Falta feria, güey. Joker: ¡QUE! [Looks at Day-Day and Roach] ¡PINCHES HIJOS DE PUTA, CABRONES! Day-Day: What? Joker: We're saying, you're fucked ese! You're staying with u…
Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties.
Deebo: Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth! We about to fade to black. Craig Jones: [as Craig notices Deebo standing in front of the truck] Daddy, stop! [Mr. Jones screams] Deebo: Get your punk-ass out of the car Craig, this is the rematch! Get out of the car! Craig Jones: Punch it! Tyrone: [a…
Shit, nigga had me scared, but I held my own, fuck that.
[discussion about Day-Day's ex] Craig Jones: Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'. Day-Day: Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'!
Day-Day: I got the BGs. Craig Jones: What's the BGs? Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on myself.
Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!
Uncle Elroy: [Suga falls on Craig's lap, face-down] Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman? Craig: I don't know. I must have...shit. Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew? Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you. Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. I…
Pinky: Looky here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfucker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit, nigger. Come on, baby, keep it together. Pinky's Chauffeur: Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.
Pinky: [points a gun to Craig's head] Don't move! Or I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off. Now back up. Slowly! Don't say a word. Craig Jones: But I was jus... Pinky: [cuts Craig off] I said don't say a word! Pinky: [giggles] Little muthafucka gonna try and rob me. Well I'm-a show you how we do it…
Pinky: [sobbing] Day-Day...is this your cousin? Day-Day: [worried] Yeah, that's my cousin... Pinky: Good, 'cause you're fired! Day-Day: Who, me? Pinky: And Roach, you're fired, too! [Roach and Day-Day chattering] Oh, I heard that! Say it again! Say it again! [looks at Craig] I was just about to bust…