“Darrin Stephens: You're a what? Samantha: I'm a witch! Darrin Stephens: That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Samantha: Now! I am a witch. A real broom-riding, house-haunting, cauldron-stirring witch.”Tagged: Witches
“Darrin Stephens: I don't mean to be disrespectful, but we wanna live normal lives. Endora: What is normal to you, young man, is to us asinine.”Tagged: normal, asinine, disrespectful, Witches, Mortals
“Kermit: Susan's never talked like that before. Samantha Stephens: It is strange. She was so friendly at first. Darrin Stephens: She wouldn't have, if my wife had gone and powdered her nose, instead of twitching it in other people's business. Samantha Stephens: I didn't say a word. Darrin Stephens:…”Tagged: Witches, Meddling
“Samantha Stephens: Mother's often said that mortals are their own worst enemies. Darrin Stephens: You just said the one word I don't like to hear. Samantha Stephens: 'Enemies'? Darrin Stephens: 'Mother'.”Tagged: Mother in Law, Witches, Mortals
“Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human. Endora: This is no time to be insulting.”Tagged: Witches, Mortals, insults