Quotes tagged ‘Arrested’

“You wish you were a fugitive. You were arrested so you're a criminal. Criminal in a neck brace. What a fucking catch.”

— Rob Delaney, Sharon Horgan, Sharon Morris, Sharon Horgan, imdb.com

“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”

— Donna Thorland, Salli Richardson Whitfield, Jeff Woolnough, Kevin Rodney Sullivan, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Lee Toland Krieger, Ross Maxwell, Oanh Ly, Michael Goi, Matthew Barry, Alex Garcia Lopez, Mj Kaufman, Christina Ham, Ambrose, Chance Perdomo, imdb.com

“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”

— Catherine LePard, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Tasha: You can't tell me not to tell my husband I can't find his son. Joseph: Listen to me very carefully: your husband has just been through the most humiliating process a man ever faces, all because of his girlfriend. Tasha: Angela? Angela arrested him? Joseph: Yes. So right now is not the best ti…”

— Monica Mitchell, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com

“You know I just wish one bad thing would happen to her. Like I don't want her to get hit by a bus or anything. But you know, maybe she got arrested for tax fraud or if her dad got caught with child porn or something, you know just to knock the smug out of her.”

— Sharon Horgan, Sharon Morris, Sharon Horgan, imdb.com

“Brody: Will you visit me in prison? Carrie: I'll probably be in the cell next to you.”

— Chip Johannessen, Howard Gordon, Carrie Mathison, Claire Danes, imdb.com

“Getting arrested that makes people look guilty, even the innocent ones, and innocent people get arrested every day.”

— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls? Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“Energizer Bunny Arrested... Charged with battery.”

— cross_beaux, reddit.com

“What are you most likely to be arrested for?”

— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com