“Andrew: So, life started because a giant alien had sex with the Earth? I don't know. That sounds like Scientology. Maury: Yup, of everyone they got the closest.”Tagged: Scientology, Origin Of Life Earth, Alien Sex
“Miss G: Okay, Steve, you're going to have to learn your letters. Coach Steve: Well, obviously, I know the big song. Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon, other fat guy, sideways comb! Miss G: Wow. That is a song.”Tagged: Letters, learn, big song, Wrong
“But let's take a look at these bananas. These are just natural, not yellow, you know, chemicals, not brought to you by Tide. It's just like a regular banana, and that's the simple life that we kind of forget about, you know?”Tagged: yellow, Natural, Chemicals, Simple Life
“Most importantly, we discovered that deep down, this powerful kingpin is really just a fun dude who's into cool stuff, like smoothies.”Tagged: Discovery, taste, cool, Smoothies , Powerful
“So how do we find El Chingon? The same way they found Bin Laden. We looked for the biggest house and knocked on the front door.”Tagged: Search, House, Front door
“Denver McIver: New York Times isn't doing this. Lars Klegg: I think New York Times did do a piece out here.”Tagged: new york times, Correction, Actuality
“I went to the Ukraine. They buried me up to my neck and dudes took turns hitting me in the head with a golf club. And I was fine there.”Tagged: neck, Dude, Head, Pain, Golf Club
“The images of poverty that you're about to see may be disturbing to your first world senses.”Tagged: Poverty, First World, Disturbing
“Barry Berkman: Do you think I'm a bad person, Mr. Cousineau? Gene Cousineau: I think you're deeply human.”Tagged: Bad Person, human, Flawed, Fault