“Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.”— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, The Stranger, Sam Elliott, imdb.com
“Bear...bear-fucker, do you need assistance?”— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, imdb.com
“Ask the man inside of you this: When you come face to face with destiny, do you want to be the bear or do you want to be the one holding the shotgun?”— Howard Korder, Commodore Louis Kaestner, Dabney Coleman, imdb.com
“Zorya: You keep giving away your life. You don't much care if you live or die do you? Shadow: The world's not what I thought it would be. Zorya: You'd rather die than live in a world with bears in the sky.”— Maria Melnik, Shadow Moon, Ricky Whittle, imdb.com
“I'm Bogey the Bear, I'm covered with hair!”— Patrick Hasburgh, 'Howling Mad' Murdock, Dwight Schultz, imdb.com
“I watched a bear once. His leg was in a steel trap. It chewed through bloody bone to get free. It was in Alaska. Died about an hour later facedown in a stream. But it was on his own terms, you know? You got close. Closer than anybody else. I don't know if it was you or your partner, but look. If you…”— Noah Hawley, imdb.com
“A bear walks into a restaurant. And says “Waiter................... I’d like a steak” The waiter says “Sure, but why the big paws?””— Bunnyfwefwe, reddit.com
“A man walks into a bear. The bear says "unfortunate typo" and eats him.”— thedailyhominid, reddit.com
“I just became a Dad two months ago and I'm still practicing my Dad jokes, bear with me. Don't worry though, he's a trained bear and completely under control.”— RabidDiabeetus, reddit.com
“A large white bear walked into a bar, laughed, made out with the hottest girl, broke down sobbing, and had sex with a guy in the bathroom stall. A customer asked the bartender "Sheesh, what's his problem? "Bipolar."”— frowawayduh, reddit.com
“A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a............beer." The bartender responds, "what's with the big pause? The bear holds up his arms and says, "always had 'em.”— EmeraldStickyNote, reddit.com
“Caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender says "what's your story?" Caveman says... Bear with me...”— Colin_Kaepnodick, reddit.com