Quotes tagged ‘Urination’

“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”

— Michael Bacall, Edgar Wright, Scott Pilgrim, Michael Cera, imdb.com

“[about to be pushed off start] Sanka Coffie: Oh, wait. Coach, I gotta go. You know? Irv: Hold it. Sanka Coffie: Hold it? Irv: Hold it. Sanka Coffie: Hold it? Irv: Yeah, hold it! Sanka Coffie: But, Coach, I can't hold it. We're not bobsledding yet. Irv: Oh, yes we are. [pushes them off] Sanka Coffie:…”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Sanka Coffie, Doug E. Doug, imdb.com

“That's the problem with beer—you don't buy it, you rent it.”

— Martin Mull, youtube.com

“I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.”

— Jennifer Lawrence, rollingstone.com

“Yeah, that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you.”

— Wil Calhoun, Joey Tribbiani, Matt LeBlanc, imdb.com

“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”

— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

“The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Lights? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would expe…”

— Jennifer Crittenden, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“Oh, look at this. He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com