“Peralta: This envelope contains my inheritance from my uncle, he died a year ago. He was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in. Gina: You mean like a dining room? Peralta: Yeah. But in Manhattan.”Tagged: rich, Money, Dining Room, Manhattan
“Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. I'm gonna slide on that slippery floor all the way from Holt's office to the elevator.”Tagged: Pity, Opportunity, Problems, Optimistic
“Peralta: Wait... What? Did you say 'eat people?' Are you a cannibal, Caleb? Caleb: Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I'm a woodworker.”Tagged: Cannibal, Woodworker, Self Image
“Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.”Tagged: Proposal, sweet, Smart, butt
“'I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now': title of your sex tape.”Tagged: sex tape, Sex, joke
“Peralta: Yeah. Although you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt. Amy: Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 'Amy Santiago, will you marry me?' [Amy turns around to see Peralta on one knee holding out an engagement ring] Peralta: Surprise.”Tagged: Engagement, Marriage, Surprises
“Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. [presses intercom] Number one, could you please sing the opening to 'I Want It That Way?'”Tagged: Backstreet Boys, Criminal Investigation, sing, Lineup, suspect