“Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s? Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you- Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”Tagged: Sex, Old, Grandma, Bed, Chance
“Judge Marinovich: A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That's highly unusual. Peralta: At the time I did not know she was a defense attorney. I should have been able to guess, however, based on her ability to lie all over me.”Tagged: Punny, Sex, attorney, Lies
“Amy: Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake. Peralta: 'I hope it wasn't a mistake,' title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!”Tagged: mistake, Sex, Regrets, sex tape
“'I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now': title of your sex tape.”Tagged: sex tape, Sex, joke