Bob: Uh, when's the last time you acted? Gwen: An hour ago, when you walked in the door. How'd I do?
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Quotes tagged ‘Comeback’
Josh: I'm almost definitely gonna be Young Australian of the Year for this. Tom: More like Young Dick-face of the Year.
If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!
I have a set of balls, thank you very much.
While you’re in your setback, life is preparing your comeback.
Joe Gillis: I didn't know you were planning a comeback. Norma Desmond: I hate that word. It's a return, a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
— Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder, D.M. Marshman Jr., Norma Desmond, Gloria Swanson, imdb.com
You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.
— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Mauricio, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year? Sabrina: And a crossbow!
— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Major General Felts: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base! Shawn: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
[after Steve tells his friends that he was making out with a chick that is 80] Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles! Steve: So do raisins. But those taste pretty sweet.
Chuckie: [after Phil and Lil knock his rock collection on the ground] Look! Now they're all on the ground! Phil: [whispered to Lil] Didn't they *used* to be on the ground?
— Melody Fox, Richard Gitelson, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?
— Tina Fey, Jack Burditt, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
Luke: I'm not in the market for a sidekick. Misty: Who says you're not my sidekick? Luke: Me? It's my show.
Allison: Maybe you should stop pretending to suck his dick just for his benefit. Lydia: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking of his dick just for his benefit.
Olivia: I'm apolitical you know that. Cyrus: Is your vagina apolitical?
— Heather Mitchell, Shonda Rhimes, Cyrus Beene, Jeff Perry, imdb.com
J.D.: Look, Elliot, I've got my own problems. I don't have time to deal with your little sex pickle. Dr. Kelso: Really? She spent two years dealing with yours.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me to give my "things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything. J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle.
If we lose, I want all of us to be unhappy, no one to have any fun, and expect only what is reserved for losers but take it with dignity while planning to come back.
I am more powerful than I am damaged and I will rise from any abyss you drown me in.
‘In this life, there is always time to make a comeback.