“Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass.”Tagged: Shock, Pie Sitters, Messy, pies, Names
“Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?! Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around.”Tagged: Squat Cobbler, pies, Porn
“Nothing makes me sadder than to see people of the Greatest Generation... people like my own Nana and Bobo... gettin' overcharged by some great, big company. Even if it was an accident.”Tagged: Elders, Elder Law, Overcharged, Grandparents
“Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?”Tagged: Fight Club, Beat Up, Rules
“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.”Tagged: Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Lawyers
“What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“Sometimes you have to say something out loud to hear how crazy it sounds.”Tagged: crazy, Crazy Talk, Hear Yourself Speak
“Chuck McGill: You do realize you just confessed to a felony? Jimmy McGill: I guess. But you feel better, right? Besides, it's your word against mine.”Tagged: Confession, Felony, Your word against mine
“For ten minutes today, Chuck didn’t hate me. I forgot what that felt like.”Tagged: Hatred, Brotherly Feud, Hate Me
“You pulled that heartstrings con job on me?! You piece of shit! 'Oh, my brain used to work, I'm sick, I don't know what to do!' Asshole! No wonder Rebecca left you! What took her so long?!”Tagged: asshole, Divorce, Con Job
“Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna get sick – again. One of your employees is gonna find you curled up in that space blanket, take you to the hospital, hook you up to those machines that beep and whir and hurt. And this time, it will be too much. And you will die there. Alone.”Tagged: Die Alone, sickness, Death
“Kim Wexler: Saul Goodman? Jimmy McGill: Yeah. It's like, 'S'all good, man.'”Tagged: All Good, Nicknames, Names