“Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.”— Caitie Delaney, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“What's the Americans' story on how the damn things were stolen?”— Lorenzo Semple Jr., James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna's purse?”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.”— Randall Wallace, William Wallace, Mel Gibson, imdb.com
“Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do? Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit. Scott Lang: Makes sense.”— Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Edgar Wright, Paul Rudd, Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“[Surrounded by police] Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!”— Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Edgar Wright, Scott Lang / Ant-Man, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone without knowing their name.”— Bob DeLaurentis, Noah Hawley, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com
“Chuck McGill: You broke into a nursing home? Jimmy McGill: Assisted living. Chuck McGill: And you stole their garbage. My God. Jimmy McGill: No, it was in public. There was no lock, no nothing. I just lifted the lid, and there it was. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in that situation, i…”— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com
“Chidi: I just want to have a little chat about your progress. In the last homework assignment, I asked you to examine the ethics of 'Les Misérables,' in which a man steals a loaf of bread to feed his starving family. Would you please read your first paragraph here? Michael: 'Everyone in this story s…”— Josh Siegal, Dylan Morgan, Michael, Ted Danson, imdb.com
“Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management. Charlie: That's why I did it. Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get? Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.”— Rob McElhenney, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Whenever human activity is directed exclusively to the service of the instinct for self-preservation it is called theft or usury, robbery or burglary, etc.”— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com
“Liz: I just got a call from security. Jenna: What? That’s ridiculous! Why would I steal a file from personnel?”— Jack Burditt, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com
“There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft... When you kill a man, you steal a life,’ Baba said. ‘You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth. When you cheat, you s…”— Khaled Hosseini, amazon.com