“Gus: How do you share a Popsicle? Shawn: I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.”Tagged: sharing, Popsicle, Lick, Taking turns
“It's just stupid, that's all. I mean, if he didn't have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy."”Tagged: Fuzzy Wuzzy, hair, Names
“I can't believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.”Tagged: Text, Lacking, Shock, Nuance, emoticons
“Shawn: I'm just saying, technology is way overrated. Gus: That's interesting-- just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.”Tagged: Technology, Overrated, wedding, In space, Sassy
“I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.”Tagged: Lose, Eludes Me, Losing things
“Lassiter: What do you two know about street racing anyway? Shawn: Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.”Tagged: Street Racing, Learned, Fast and the furious, Knowledge
“Shawn: I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. Gus: With a Z.”Tagged: Nickname, Associate, Iconic, Wrong Name, introduction
“They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I'm a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as outrageous intelligence syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder.”Tagged: Personality, Disorder, Diagnosis, Vain, Successful
“Man, I'm nobody's charity case. I demand to dig my own grave!”Tagged: Charity case, Pride, Graves, Dig my own grave