“Gus: Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that? Shawn: I lived in an airport for a month, Gus. Gus: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal! Shawn: Same difference.”Tagged: Airport, Tom Hanks, The Terminal
“Shawn: You cannot sit here alone in the dark in a parked car. You'll get picked up for Mopery. Gus: Mopery? Shawn: With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.”Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
“Gus: How do you share a Popsicle? Shawn: I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.”Tagged: sharing, Popsicle, Lick, Taking turns
“It's just stupid, that's all. I mean, if he didn't have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy."”Tagged: Fuzzy Wuzzy, hair, Names
“I can't believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.”Tagged: Text, Lacking, Shock, Nuance, emoticons
“Shawn: My name is Shawn Spencer, well known psychic. This is my associate Burton Guster. Gus: Now you use my real name?!”Tagged: Associate, Real name, Shock
“Gus: I've seen it all. Shawn: You've seen it all though the cracks in your fingers while you were hiding your eyes.”Tagged: Sassy, Seen it all, Scared, Hiding your eyes
“Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It's the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo's on the fritz.”Tagged: Cable, Priorties, leverage, TiVo, fritz
“Gus: Don't you watch the news? Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.”Tagged: News, Channels, Toupee, Newscast, Lies
“Lassiter: What do you two know about street racing anyway? Shawn: Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.”Tagged: Street Racing, Learned, Fast and the furious, Knowledge
“Shawn: I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. Gus: With a Z.”Tagged: Nickname, Associate, Iconic, Wrong Name, introduction
“We're so far off the grid I think we may be back on the grid.”Tagged: Off The Grid, Extreme, Back on the grid