Pvt. Joe Bowers: I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine. Frito: Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff... It's like- it's, like, by the museum... Sorta by... Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um... Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where th…
— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Frito Pendejo, Dax Shepard, imdb.com
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
You a dizzy motherfucker. I said one drop, two max, and you took the whole thing.
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star. Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.
— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
Willie: I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right... ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street. Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you? ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!
There are four directions: North, South, East, and West. We are going in the fifth direction, which is the direction of stories.
Why is it that the street you’re looking for always has a tree from the Mesozoic Era growing around the sign? You’re looking for like Mount Vernon and all you see is like the N. And you drive by going, “That was probably it.”
Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
— David Mandel, Kit Boss, Peter Mehlman, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...
My own dreams are deep inside, my secret wishes since I was a little boy. I can tell when I am moving in the right direction. I get a feeling in my upper chest. A warmth and excitement.
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